Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
is this just fantasy…
YOU’RE ALL CALM ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF
BUT ONCE YOU HEARD YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES Y’ALL FLIP OUT.
GOOD JOB FANDOM DON’T EVER CHANGE.
HOLY SHIT WE CAN SIT ON BENCHES. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song
BUT YOU CAN TRY